Another 6 days of insanity have passed, meaning we deserve a 7th day of fun and relaxation.
Mid-May is the time that you can break out the grill, and crack open a cold Bud Light…oops, I mean Miller Light…wait, no…Yuengling is the only safe beer now, I think…and enjoy the beauty of God’s green Earth.
No, seriously. For all the insanity that exists, the truth is that God is good and life is a gift.
One of the key lessons of Christianity is that mankind is fallen, so it is a mistake to expect goodness to prevail. Our own role is to create and sustain what goodness we can, and to avoid the temptations not just of the flesh but of the soul: we should, despite the provocations, not give into hate and despair. Anger should fuel our commitment to making the world a better place, not fuel a rage that leads to destruction.
This is a lesson I keep needing to learn because I spend so much time focused on fighting ignorance and evil.
Humor is a great way to rein in the passions. Laughter has a way of lightening the load and resetting the mind’s train of thought.
That is what Sunday Smiles is all about. So much of what irks us isn’t just bad, but ridiculous. And the ridiculous should be laughed at.
I got the Blue Czech. She only cost $8.
Our weekly roundup of headlines from the Newspaper of Record™
Biden Says $10 Million Payment From Romania To His Cat Is Totally Legitimate https://t.co/qzsFODnOH8 pic.twitter.com/19yX6q6Ya3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 21, 2023
To Win Back Old Customer Base, Bud Light Adds Mullets To Cans https://t.co/ruFutePCr1 pic.twitter.com/IOKFXP5st2
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 21, 2023
CNN Buys Extra-Large Excavator To Help Bury Durham Report https://t.co/xG471baRpx pic.twitter.com/vUY0jXL3OU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 20, 2023
Kid Playing Battleship Discovers Unstoppable Strategy Of Not Putting Ships On The Board https://t.co/4l0UAOJKRy pic.twitter.com/9khQIDRTjB
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 20, 2023
Local Dad Manages To Change Diaper With Mere 427 Wipes https://t.co/7ba8oNwPXg pic.twitter.com/anHCkUpATW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 20, 2023
San Francisco Announces Plan To Release Monkeys Onto The Streets To Fling Away All The Poo https://t.co/m6HqrmXiEF pic.twitter.com/3BZo2GZetQ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 20, 2023
New York Mayor Declares Texas A Sanctuary State For Immigrants https://t.co/imVs9YsNzy pic.twitter.com/E9uKdhVjYT
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 20, 2023
White 12 Passenger Van Either Belongs To Kidnapper Or Nice Catholic Family https://t.co/4yx5NZonms pic.twitter.com/GAI5zQ1Kia
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 19, 2023
Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes https://t.co/T2uvyx4P2s pic.twitter.com/hcFfiTtJ21
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 19, 2023
Terrified Paparazzi Photographer Starting To Think This Meghan Markle Girl Is Stalking Him https://t.co/Js533vpcJ6 pic.twitter.com/O58DIjVnJ6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 19, 2023
Disney World Forced To Close After DeSantis Builds Elementary School Within 1,000 Feet https://t.co/z0P7YcjT8g pic.twitter.com/0xxYEvMmsP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 19, 2023
Zelensky Announces Run For Second Term Of U.S. Presidency https://t.co/0Psi1ZAbVh pic.twitter.com/oyutI8USCB
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 19, 2023
And now the rest of the interesting tweets of the week…
Friendship is an universal language. pic.twitter.com/I5Qqn77zoF
— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) April 22, 2023
Puppy and parrot playing pic.twitter.com/KNqtifLHay
— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) April 29, 2023
a horse giving a piggyback ride to a kitty!! :3 pic.twitter.com/m8nNlAeSS6
— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) May 12, 2023
Best friend pic.twitter.com/B4PvT3Gkmd
— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) May 15, 2023
The bro cow pic.twitter.com/qd6OHTY1u0
— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) May 16, 2023
Just a good doggo playing ball with human pic.twitter.com/YYQlTCf9eY
— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) May 18, 2023
— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) May 19, 2023
Mums have nerves of steel. 💓😂pic.twitter.com/xnFgTi3xID
— The Best (@Figensport) May 13, 2023
And finally, the big question. If guns are for people compensating for having a small penis, then can you get a gun if you are well-endowed?
Would you give up your penis for a gun? pic.twitter.com/XONkr3C7OW
— Lou Perez (@TheLouPerez) May 19, 2023
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